5 Ways to Uplift the Workplace

1. Page yourself on the intercom and don't disguise your voice.

2. Put your trash can on your desk and label it "IN".

3. Put a chair in front of the printer. Sit there all day and tell people you are waiting for your document.

4. Hi Light your shoes and tell people you haven't lost them as much since doing this.

5. Everytime someone asks you for something, anything, ask if they would like fries with that.